Job Ad from the Future

Tom Foremski hazards a guess as to what the job ads of the future will look like:

Wanted:

Head of Corporate Communications for a fast growing Silicon Valley startup. Competitive salary and stock options. Candidates must have a Google Page Rank of at least 5. And/or an Alexa rank of at least 750,000 or better.

Candidates with at least 1,000 Google hits on their name are also eligible. We will also accept web site traffic numbers from your posts/articles on third-party web sites. This is a senior VP level position.

Hey, my Google PageRank qualifies!

(Via Hobson and Holtz.)