The Backstroke of the West!

Jeremy Winterson shares these screenshots from a pirated Chinese DVD of Revenge of the Sith. Apparently, the English subtitles are (mis)translated from a Chinese approximation of the script.

Normally, I'd talk about how kinks in cultural convergence produce hilarious memes on the 'Net -- but instead, I'm just gonna give you screenshots from Star War: The Backstroke of the West!






No wonder he looks so scared.


So that's what the dome's for.


Grievous, wordsmith.


Yeah, most girls wanna get to know a guy first.


Presbyterians use lightsabers? I should convert!


"I have the high ground" in pig Yoda-ese.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!